Wrote a poem. It made me smile.
For the Sake of a Name
“My name is Mabel,”
I said as I paid for my coffee.
No, strike that, it was Kombucha.
Telling the lie was thrilling.
I wanted to laugh out loud
because I am so not a Mabel.
I have never actually met any Mabels,
although maybe a cat, once,
and a lonely spinster in a Virago novel
who liked a tipple.
This Mabel likes Kombucha.
I wait expectantly
for the “Mabel” shout out.
They forget the order.
I argue my/her case.
A Kombucha arrives,
silently.
Name-less.
Mabel-less.
No froth on top.
And utterly tasteless.
CQ